I want someone who wants me for what I am
I want someone who wants me for what I am not
I want someone who doesn’t run away when I get ill
I want someone who doesn’t see my brain disease as a romantic novel
I want someone who does see my brain disease as a romantic novel
I want someone who is strong and decisive
I want someone who doesn’t tell me what to do
I want someone who is rich
And unattached
And good looking
And kind
And open minded
And generous
And intelligent
Has several PhD’s and a professorship
But understands that they are still a fool
I want someone who knows that I am Queen of Everything!
Jo Fisher Roberts 
Where can one apply for the post?
Oh, and is there a deadline for the application, or for true love does time know no bounds?
There is no deadline,you just need to show constant adoration for a prolonged period of time
Complete devotion is the very least of what you can expect of me. Do you require a written application, or do we go straight to the interview?
An interview is adequate. Somewhere exquisite. Your decision
I know just the place, but I’m engaged on the battlefield right now. I will get back to you as soon as is humanly possible.
How did the battle go?
I’m still fighting. It’s truly epic!
You have a gig tonight! May it be a marvellous occasion. If reinforcements arrive, I may be able to slip away for a bit and catch you in full swing.
Was good to see you!
The pleasure was all mine.
I am now winding up operations and could rendezvous at the Gilbert Scott, St. Pancras, at 19.00 hours on Thursday. Hoot if you can make it.
Sounds very nice but unfortunately I will be performing with the Unreliable Witnesses at Cafe Oto this Thursday evening.
Ah, one of my very favourite places. I hope you have a very splendid evening indeed.