1. Get organised – my neuropsychologist says I must do this if I want to stay on the same planet as everyone else, so i’ll try
2. Go to gym – yeah right, that one was made to break
3. Don’t drink so much – the new tablets I’m on get me drunk very quickly so it won’t be too difficult keeping this one, hopefully
4. Go swimming – even less likely than gym, but I can have ambitions
5.. Learn to cook apple crumble – mmmm, I’m hungry
6. Make some money for once – anyone want to buy a beautifully hand-crafted limited edition Rude Mechanicals poster of a beastly creation?
