Twitter – a very silly poem

Bird - Crow
The crow knows your fetish sports

The pigeon is a terrible bore

Swallows are shallow

Of them we ‘ll talk no more

Magpies lie

And Blue tits spit

With a vengeance

Make spiteful jibes

About the way folk walk

Crows know

Your dirty thoughts

Your fetish sports

They’ll talk!

To the blackbird

Who’s heard it all before…

But he

Secretly

Reports back

To the white dove

For a feather to measure your soul

on Celestial scales

One day

Lets hope not today!

Today lets concern ourselves with why

Why does the magpie lie?