The Pissed and Passed It Fairy

The pissed and passed it fairy

On top of the Christmas tree

Left outside three weeks ago

Should have been cleaned away

But no

Outrageously blasphemous

Cursing the world

Left pissed and passed it

On top of a droopy prickly point

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The cheap cherry on top of the cake

Over sweetened

Drowned in brandy

Good for attracting that initial attention

But once drawn in

It is

At best

Annoying

Off-putting

Dangerously tacky

The cake still tastes good though!

Place the cherry to one side

Its sickly sticky pink

No longer required

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