Miss Roberts

“Eccentric awake-at-dawn artist foils break-in attempt”

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Tuesday 4th May 2010

I was woken at 5 this morning by a man in tears at my front door. He claimed that his aunt had fallen seriously ill and he needed me to give him the money to fly to Barbados to see her. I didn’t have the money and didn’t  trust him so shut the door in his face. I felt horrible, scared in case he was still there and was going to try breaking in, guilty because he may have been telling the truth. When I got back to bed I couldn’t sleep, I just lay there worrying, mainly about this book sculpture I’ve been commissioned to do for Pollard Library. In the half-dream state I was in I kept picturing myself building the sculpture and it collapsing every time I turned my back, over and over again. So I got up, had the essential cup of tea and made the paper I should have made yesterday. Then I carried on with the Bone Box, it is now covered on the outside with cream handmade paper and has black fake leather dolls house paper on the inside.

To get the fake leather paper, along with some extra strong recycled card to stop the book sculpture from falling down, I visited Paperchase on Tottenham Court road. There are many different papers here for me to contemplate, slowly, longingly – rag, handmade, japanese – but not today, today I had one of my visions. A vision feels like God visiting. First there’s a strong smell of rubber, maybe the odd visual hallucination – insects mainly – and then wham! Everything is strange and I can’t remember who I am or what, and everything is too much. Too much sound, too much colour, too many sensations, too many memories, whose are they?  They aren’t mine, for a minute it feels like past lifes, and then there’s a something big, a something incredible, larger, more substantial, all containing, more true than anything else ever… then blackness, sometimes, but not today. Luckily it was a mild one today, and the smell of rubber came on early enough for me to reach the toilet before melt down. I keep a good record in my head of hiding places and escape routes. My dislike of shopping is partly because of the difficulty in hiding, but this shop I know well, it has a toilet on the first floor. I have no idea how long I’m in the toilet, this crack in the space time continuum is confusing. When I leave the toilet I notice the security guard starts following me around the store. I must be looking odd.

At home I write a status update on Facebook about the 5am visitor. I get a few responses from people checking I’m alright, telling me I should get a chain on the door and trust no one. There was an attempted break in next door I remember, no it is foolish of me to answer the door to strangers in the early hours of the morning. What he said might have been true, perhaps I should have listened to him, but then again that might have been God visiting me in Paperchase, it’s just safest to assume that it wasn’t. I’m an agnostic mind. “Eccentric awake-at-dawn artist foils break-in attempt” types Lilith, my Boston Dominatrix friend, as a comment on Facebook, and I  like that statement as a summary of my day.

Written by Miss Roberts

May 4, 2010 at 11:47 pm

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  1. I read this recently and thought about this for days. The over firing of synapses from the hippocampus that contains memory, desires, and the effect this must have. and the insight. everything. Meditated on it. I wrote two songs about it. one of which i just played in hamburg – spoken word about escape routes incase god appears – then the music, which i let the end be open to improv, turned into the most gorgeous fragile beauty and I swear, the audience was transfixed. and then the oddest thing happened. as it reached a crescendo, the lights, the power, sound, everything went off !! bam. leaving a stunned audience in pitch black silence. when they got the power back on, i had left the stage and was asked if i wanted to go back on. I said no. I liked the effect. might ask venues in the future that when i give the nod, they do that – turn everything off.
    Youre writing has had an effect on me. I read my own things into the stalking story, and whether its me tricking myself or not, i dont know, it actually provoked me into making a few changes in my life and knocked me clean out of a depression i’d been in for some time. so, I really think you Are the princess of infinity. Im a believer!
    Speaking of Lilith, i started rewriting the Bible once from a post-modern perspective and made it to about 3 chapters before i realized i was still talking aboout Lilith. I thought this is gonna take forever at this rate.
    I’m with you Miss Roberts

    mFu

    September 20, 2011 at 1:46 am

    • Wish I could have been at the gig when all the lights went out, sounds exciting. Its good to know that someone reads, thinks about and likes my blogs, I get a lot of visitors but most of them seem to be looking for information on slime molds.
      I like the idea of the Bible according to Lilith. x

      Miss Roberts

      September 20, 2011 at 11:19 pm


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